Hey, Newgrounds long time huh?(waits for response....hears crickets...)
I've been pretty inactive for a while now but some thing happened to me on Saturday that is worth being said.(no Cericon I did not get raped). If I had to sum it up in a few word it would be that i went to a convention, now you might be thinking hey a convention that sounds fun, but it was by far one of the shittiest experiences of my life. now I'm not saying that all conventions are bad in fact I hope to go to some good ones eventually. To be honest this was my first convention so maybe most are like that and I have no idea but I tell you that this thing was not from this world.

There are many reasons I decided to go to the Horror/Sci-Fi convention and here are a few in list form
1)It was free
2)It was within walking distance to my home
3)I had nothing better to do
now to be honest I am not a die hard horror or Sci-Fi fan though I like the latter better but I thought what the hell I'll check the thing out. but as stated earlier this was a big mistake.

The events were broken down in to Lectures and presentations. each about 45mins long. believe it or not the Lectures were ok what sucked Donkey balls was were the two amature horror movies. If it weren't for these movies this event would be put under the category of boring and be forgotten of.however these things were so bad that it is my civic duty to tell you that they blow. Now I've seen a few amature stuff before and I know that it can be good but this basically made me be glad for Hollywood and all its rehashed scripts.

The two movies were a half an hour each with a few minutes in between . the first movie or as I call it a piece of shit was really more creepy then scary was titled Baby Doll but for the life of me I still can figure out why I mean it had nothing to do with killer dolls or anything. so anyway I can even begin to describe how bad this thing was because it was basically just a bunch of scenes mashed together. The next on was even worst it was called Dark Reflectionsand to its credit it did stick to is title and actually show an evil clown...wtf... hmm now that I think about it this hour form hell might be summed up in a few words. imagine the worst thing you have seen on tv or movie theater and let me tell you that any of those things would win Oscars if compared to these two movies.so that being said I think that it is best to conclude since the worst of the events have been talk about and all that happen after words was just retarded. oh and as to why I didn't simply leave it was ,and I am ashamed to admit it, it was so I could make fun of it....

one last thing I'm having trouble deciding is the title for this little rant I've narrowed it down to a few choices
1)The Horror, The Horror
2)Conventional
3)one fine Saturday

ok thanks for reading and or commenting